The Music of Elizabeth Alexander

Give Me a Laundry List (and I’ll set it to music)

A lighthearted spin on a boast by Rossini

Music: Elizabeth Alexander

Words: A boast by Giaocchino Rossini / A list by Elizabeth Alexander

The composer Giaocchino Rossini was well known for his clever witticisms, including this boast about his famous speed and alacrity: “Give me a laundry list and I’ll set it to music.”

As far as anyone knows Rossini never actually set a laundry list to music, but composer Elizabeth Alexander did. And what a list it is: balaclavas, bandanas, bikinis and beyond! This musical spin cycle will leave your audience in stitches, offering even the most clothes-minded loads and loads of fun.

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Composer Notes

Composer Notes

Unlike most of us mortal composers who can easily labor over a single measure for hours, Giaocchino Rossini was famous for composing with confidence and speed. Legend has it that some of his overtures were composed the night before they were premiered.

Creating a musical setting of Rossini’s clever (if arrogant) boast was a delightful and irresistible challenge for me. Along the way, I threw in my own “laundry list” of not only lyrics but also music, for after the introduction’s classical counterpoint the song abandons all pretense of stylistic consistency. As an additional homage to the compositional shortcuts of prolific composers, my “laundry canon” builds up using a gradual additive technique that musicologists call a “Rossini crescendo.”

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“Give me a laundry list and I’ll set it to music.” – Giaocchino Rossini

Laundry List:
A shirt, a skirt, a girdle and a turtleneck,
A frock, a smock, a bonnet and a cotton sock,
Mitten and mufflers, diapers and dusters,
Garters and gaiters.
Ribbons and rompers, jumpers and jodhpurs,
Boxers and bloomers and blazers.
A tartan, a parka,
A cardigan, a caftan and a cami and a cap.
A pajama, a pashmina, a kimono, muumuu, tutu,
A dashiki, a dupatta, balaclava, bandana, bikini,

Laundry list © 2025 by Elizabeth Alexander

Performers

Performers

SATB
Premiere: Farmington High School Choir / Scott Campbell (Farmington, CT)
Chicago A Cappella / Jonathan Miller (Naperville, Oak Park, Evanston and Chicago, IL)
Harmonium Choral Society / Ann Matlack (Madison, NJ)
Hill Country Singers / Glen Beeler (Round Rock, TX)
Octarium (Lawrence and Kansas City, KS)
South Bend Chamber Singers / Nancy Menk (South Bend, IN)
Durango Chamber Singers / Elizabeth Crawford (Durango, CO)

SSAA
Premiere: Orange County Women’s Chorus / Eliza Rubenstein (Laguna Hills, CA)